Ashton Kutcher’s Coworkers: ‘He Isn’t Funny, But At Least He’s Not Crazy’

Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half MenAshton Kutcher‘s pristine episode as Charlie Sheen‘s re-establishment aired Monday night to record numbers, but keep in mind that was mainly because people wanted to see if Charlie burst onto the set and raped everyone into hemorrhoids of coke, and old people be in possession of a lot of free time. Anyway, apparently the crew aren’t exactly thrilled through the current quality of the indicate, but will gladly shovel out additional milquetoast episodes if it means at no time hearing the words “Winning!” again. (Side note: To anyone still using that word, please know I pray to a deity I don’t believe in that you die of ass cancer in the mouth.) E! News reports:

He’s precisely not as funny as Charlie. Not that we’d need Charlie back if you doubled our salaries.”
You have ~ing that?
The guys (and gals) who were having trouble paying their mortgages during one of Sheen’s overt AWOL meltdowns, do not—repeat—act not want him back.
They are highly, very clear about that.
But they furthermore freely volunteer that the show, in their long practised opinions, “just isn’t the corresponding; of like kind anymore,” and that they provide Sheen’s substitute to have ~ing more of a “safe replacement.”

So basically Ashton isn’t farcical because he’s not walking right and left slapping them in the mouth through a hooker’s vagina, unless the show would be better granting that he walked around slapping them in the aperture with a hooker’s vagina. Let me believe, these were teamsters, weren’t they? I can sense their shiftless laying about on a level from here…

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Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men

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